彩蛋：《规则怪谈》——Disneyland

来自@CXL的点梗

一个中午的产物

（不说了我换双眼睛去）

*阅前须知：因为Disney是个美国IP，所以本文内容为英语。（CXL我相信你能看懂）另外，因为CXL没有指定具体哪个乐园，所以本文中的乐园大致为上海，东京，香港三处的集合。（作者只去过这三个）

欢迎捉虫～

Dear visitors:

Welcome to Disneyland! In order to make sure you have a magical day here, please read the rules before entering the park.

1.The park is open from 8am to 9 pm. If you see any visitors in the park outside this time, please contact the staff at the gates of the park.

2.All the staff members in the park wear different kinds of uniforms. What they wear depends on which part of the park they work in. So don’t be worried if you see a staff member from another area of the park, they often change their posts with their colleagues for their safety.

3.Although the staff members have different uniforms, they all wear name tags with their Chinese names and English names on them. If you need help, be sure to ask help from the staff with name tags.

4.If you see a staff member who wears a uniform that doesn’t belong to any part of the park, please contact the security guards at once. Do not accept anything they offer you!

5.There are no performances at the theatre in Adventure Island! If you see anyone lining up at the gate of that theatre, leave at once and don’t look back!

6.If you are watching a show and someone on stage starts talking about the history of Disney, stop him/her before he/she finishes.

7.DO NO&^T GO TO *&#THE HAUNTED MANSION^%# OR (*^&THE TOWER%$^&* OF TERROR%$ AFTER &^7 PM!!!

8.Please ignore No.7. You can visit anyplace at anytime in the park.

9. RUN!!DON’T COME BACK!!

9.Do not bring any dangerous things into the park.

10.Everything in the park is repaired after all the visitors leave. If you see anyone painting the walls or planting flowers at daytime, leave the park immediately.

11. All our rides are safe. If anything breaks down during your visit, leave the park in five minutes. If you are on a ride and it breaks down, do not wait for it to be repaired. Instead, tell the staff you need to use the bathroom or any other excuse and leave immediately.(Even if it means hurting yourself.)

We hope you will have a magical day at Disneyland!